Stop laughing! I’m serious!
Don Jazzy’s birthday was only a few days ago, he turned thirty-three and I’m pretty sure he’s thinking about marriage. I already know I’d make the perfect wife for the Mega Superstar producer.
You see, my love (true love for that matter) for the dude did not start today. I remember the first time I watched the Tongolo video, I was entranced by the quiet looking hottie who carried a walking stick and sang “if I yan them the koko” with a voice that wasn’t melodious but was oddly interesting.
They said his name was Don Jazzy and he was D’Banj’s producer and musical partner and what a fabulous partnership they had. I’m not giving a history lesson here, just providing a little background on the man I want to marry.
We all saw how he became the producer to beat and when D’banj decided to fly the coop, he showed us that he was the power behind the Mo’hits Empire. Did you see how he reinvented himself? From the taciturn, mysterious Mo’hits godfather, he became the benevolent dispenser of goodwill and recharge cards on social media. There’s no Nigerian celeb who has quite mastered social media as well as Don Baba J, from twitter to instagram, Facebook and periscope, he keeps winning.
And the music? You can’t mention the top ten hits of any year since 2005 without mentioning at least three songs produced by and featuring Don Jazzy, he’s our version of King Midas as every song he produces becomes a hit. Even the most ridiculous songs get a tremendous boost if we hear the familiar refrains “it’s Don Jazzy again” or “Don Baba J”.
I think we’d make an excellent couple because we both have gapped dentition, yes ke. People have married for flimsier reasons than that, like marrying for love or beauty or compatibility. You can’t stay angry with a person with that dentition because we have this heart melting smile. If you marry someone that you can’t stay angry at, that marriage is on solid ground already.
Don Jazzy has said that he likes lepa babes but I know that he doesn’t know what he wants yet, I’m who he’s been searching for. He just hasn’t met me yet, he’ll definitely sing a different tune when he does.
Don’t think I’m fickle because I’m ditching Flavour after announcing my love for and desire to marry the guy HERE. Unlike Flavour nwa mama, Don Jazzy has no baby mama (at least none that we know yet) and I really don’t think I can be Annie Idibia Jnr. Besides Flavour has too many muscles upandan and won’t be as comfy and cuddly as Don Jazzy who reminds me of a giant teddy bear.
There are many other reasons why I want to marry Don Jazzy- he’s rich seems to have a loving family, seems to be humorous and fun loving and doesn’t take himself too seriously. He seems to be friendly too and yes, I know i’ve been dropping too many “seems”. Anyway if you see him, tell him Adaeze is waiting for him to come and see her parents before her birthday- my birthday is next month so he has to hurry
So today’s the last day of November- the month was pretty quick in my estimation. I’m pretty excited about the coming month because it’s the month that has Christmas and my birthday as well as my father’s. What could be better?
Will be waiting for y’all at the other side of December.
Hasta la vista